On more than one occassion I've tried to upload a video of Owen laughing and it just will not upload, so I'm giving up and moving on. I was going to post this a few days ago, since that's when it happened, but I've been so caught up in getting that video going that I've put it off.
So I went to Wal-Mart the other night to do my general grocery shopping. Gabe had taken Caleb to the Madrigal Dinner dress rehearsal, so I was feeling good that I only had one kid with me. The shopping trip began like any other shopping trip. As I headed towards the actual grocery part of the store however, everything sort of took a turn. As I was rounding the cereal aisle I nearly took out a blind woman with her seeing eye dog with my cart. I felt terrible! I didn't actually hit her due to my cat-like reflexes, but it was close. Then I headed to the checkout...the dreaded Wal-Mart checkout. Three, count them, three lines were open. Really? I huffed to myself and picked one of the three and hunkered down. "No big deal," I thought to myself, "I have a sleeping kid and nowhere to be. I'll just be patient." Just like that, a nice young man offered to open another line. Perhaps this trip is shaping up to be okay.
Not so fast. As I start to unload my cart (I was the second one in line) I noticed that my box of diapers has what looked like pizza sauce running down the side of it. "Ewww....wait, is that pizza sauce on my Christmas bows? on my yogurt?" I quickly grabbed my baby wipes from the diaper bag and try to wipe everything down, but he's now ready to check me out. I explain what I've found and he graciously offers some paper-towels (the cheapest, 1-ply paper towels known to man!). Given that there is pizza sauce on more than one thing, I begin searching for the culprit. There, at the very bottom of my cart, is a small jar of GreatValue pizza sauce. As I picked it up I see a large gaping hole at the bottom of the jar with sauce just oozing out. Hmmm. I have to believe it was busted when I picked it up and I just poured it all over my other items as I put it into my cart. However, this also means that I've been dripping pizza sauce all over the store and have been subsequently walking through each drip with every step I took. Lovely.
It's not over. So the guy asked one of his associates to go get a new jar of sauce. She looks at me and says "what aisle is it in?" I kind of just stared at her for a minute and said, "umm, the one with all the pasta and noodles." "Oh," she says, "about where in the aisle is it?" Do you work here? Seriously. Meanwhile, all of my groceries are piling up on the little lazy susan thing at the end of the check-out because I'm wiping all of my groceries down. I then explain to the guy that I'm going to need a new cart because this one has pizza sauce everywhere. "Oh yeah," he says. Yet another associate shows up with a cart. I'm causing a ruckus. I move Owen to the new cart, park the saucy one aside and begin putting my groceries in the new cart. He hits the total button, I pay for them, and done. But I had another transaction to do of Christmas gifts. I explain that I need a gift receipt for one of the items. During this transaction is when I realized that I had about $7.00 worth of coupons in my pocket that I forgot to give him during the first transaction. Argh! And now he's telling me that he forgot to push some button to get a gift receipt. I wave my hand at him and say "don't worry about it, just run it through." Well, now my debit card won't work. Swipe. Error. Swipe. Error. He's got to do it. Deep breath, deep breath. And we're done!
But wait, I need to go to Customer Service. I've already spent a crazy amount of time here, why not spend more. Normally, if I had forgotten about my coupons I would have let it go. Saving 75 cents is not worth it. But this was $7.00! So I went up to the counter and she told me that she could just give it to me in cash what I would have saved. Score! Well, in that case, can I get a gift reciept? Yes, I can. Sweet!
Still not done. As I'm leaving the store, I spied what I thought was the backend of my Jeep and walked briskly toward it. Only to find out that I was walking to someone else's car and literally passed my Jeep 5 vehicles ago. Oh my! How embarassing! At least I know that the lady I almost ran into earlier didn't see me!